{"product_id":"277-the-creme-shop-aromatherapy-bath-crystals","title":"The Crème Shop Aromatherapy Bath Crystals","description":"These bath crystals are for people who say “I need a relaxing bath” and then bring their emotional support phone into the tub anyway. 😭✨\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInfused with jojoba oil and available in:\u003cbr\u003e🌿 Eucalyptus Mint — spa day delusion\u003cbr\u003e🍉 Watermelon Sugar — fruity chaos in bath form\u003cbr\u003e💜 French Lavender — pretending you’re emotionally regulated\u003cbr\u003e🍊 Zesty Tangerine — citrus-powered main character energy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDrop these in the tub and suddenly your bathroom feels less “survival bunker” and more “expensive wellness retreat.” 💅\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Stress\u003cbr\u003e• Dry skin\u003cbr\u003e• Romanticizing your life\u003cbr\u003e• Ignoring responsibilities for 20–45 business minutes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe vibe?\u003cbr\u003eCandles. Oversharing. Hot water therapy. 🛁✨\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHonestly bath products are just expensive soup ingredients for mentally exhausted adults.","brand":"The Findery Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53858774319423,"sku":"FND-000292","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/2418\/3359\/files\/5773f608-5d2a-4867-a368-b29b0885c299.jpg?v=1782432187","url":"https:\/\/thefinderymi.com\/products\/277-the-creme-shop-aromatherapy-bath-crystals","provider":"The Findery Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}