The Crème Shop Aromatherapy Bath Crystals
$2.00
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$2.00
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These bath crystals are for people who say “I need a relaxing bath” and then bring their emotional support phone into the tub anyway. 😭✨
Infused with jojoba oil and available in:
🌿 Eucalyptus Mint — spa day delusion
🍉 Watermelon Sugar — fruity chaos in bath form
💜 French Lavender — pretending you’re emotionally regulated
🍊 Zesty Tangerine — citrus-powered main character energy
Drop these in the tub and suddenly your bathroom feels less “survival bunker” and more “expensive wellness retreat.” 💅
Perfect for:
• Stress
• Dry skin
• Romanticizing your life
• Ignoring responsibilities for 20–45 business minutes
The vibe?
Candles. Oversharing. Hot water therapy. 🛁✨
Honestly bath products are just expensive soup ingredients for mentally exhausted adults.
The Crème Shop Aromatherapy Bath Crystals
$2.00
Sale price
$2.00
Regular price
Infused with jojoba oil and available in:
🌿 Eucalyptus Mint — spa day delusion
🍉 Watermelon Sugar — fruity chaos in bath form
💜 French Lavender — pretending you’re emotionally regulated
🍊 Zesty Tangerine — citrus-powered main character energy
Drop these in the tub and suddenly your bathroom feels less “survival bunker” and more “expensive wellness retreat.” 💅
Perfect for:
• Stress
• Dry skin
• Romanticizing your life
• Ignoring responsibilities for 20–45 business minutes
The vibe?
Candles. Oversharing. Hot water therapy. 🛁✨
Honestly bath products are just expensive soup ingredients for mentally exhausted adults.